after much awaited drama delay, drama is occuring in this mini community of 5 siantan, again.

of course, it triggered when those people actually had the papers at hand and ended up getting all A's for their papers which they usually do ever so badly in.

exactly how do they expect themselves to do well in the coming exams when they were just relying on this "tips" from the other schools just cause it's set by the JPS?

to be precise, it's not just, ''tips'', it's the whole god damned paper.

mind me.

cause the sudden change in results is so fucking obvious, all the teachers knew.

therefore, the school came up with a plan which is not that great as well.

but, better.

it was announced earlier this morning that the form5s would have to sit for the school trial papers next week for the science and maths subjects.

damn.

it was scheduled for the end of the month.

god knows why they brought it forward to next week.

plus, under such SHORT NOTICE.

well, the main reason why i'm blogging about this drama is because the heat is getting more intense.

not only between me and another asshole.

it's other things happening around which i will only bring up some.

plus, of course, i will not reveal my sources.

there's this asshole, you see, among us.

who lives as a wannabe and EVERYONE hates him.

EVEN HIS SO-CALLED ''Best Friends Forever'' hates the shits out of him.

wow. what loyalty in these friendships, aye? :)

he thinks he's damn hot.

he thinks he's a genius telling people off, not knowing that the people he's close to, are all talking bad behind his back.

how can someone be so blind, you ask?

well, the thing is, he doesn't have many friends our age.

he relies on people from form3 or form4 and they're his utmost closest buddies.

the thing i hate most about this ass is that he insults people when they didn't do shits to him and he thinks it's damn funny.

nevertheless, no one ends up laughing.

who on earth actually says, "ah ya. then become 60 edi lo lidet." when we were given bonus marks for one paper.

he made it sound as though, "oh, i don't need those few miserable marks. such a waste of time."

such a shame.

and so what if i wanna start studying now?

so what if i was complaining about the fact that the school trials are being brought forward within such a short notice?

first of all, i wasn't even talking to you, why the hell must you evesdrop and interrupt in such a rude manner?

i was talking to a teacher, for christ's sake.

secondly, what has me studying now or not got to do with you?

i wasn't the one taking the handphone into the exam hall to text your friend next to you and exchange answers.

don't tell me, "you should've been ready for it and it's no point being scared now."

I WASN'T THE ONE WHO CHICKENED OUT AND TOOK THE BLOODY PHONE INSIDE LA.

you should be thankful i did not tell on you there and then.

they all brought papers inside, brought phones inside, MEMORISED the paper BEFORE the paper just so they can get the absolutely awesome forecast results.

did you know, that when you've been getting 9Gs for almost 2 years, and suddenly get 90 is such an obvious cheat?

i guess not.

especially fattylicious.

the teachers know.

we didn't have to tell them, THEY TOLD US.

so, don't go round telling people we told on you.

you made it too obvious.

ohmygod la.

if you wanna copy, copy smartly la.

it's such a stupid way of getting caught.

suits you. :)

i'm sure you didn't suspect the person you trusted in telling all your ''BOYFRIEND'' problems too will actually tell on you.

haha. surprise surprise, people. ;)

i know alot more than you give me credit for.

even after we were no longer friends, i still have sources spilling information to me.

well, it's obvious we're not the only ones that are against you.

if not, why would they actually tell all the things you told them, right?

now, where shall i begin.

ah, yess.

''BOYFRIEND'' issues.

you should've seen theesy's, alice's, pau ping's and my reaction when we heard it.

let me demonstrate.

THEESY : OHMYGODDD! *lost balance, tumbled and hit the chalkboard* WHO THE HELL WANTS TO BE HER BOYFRIEND, MAN?!!

ALICE AND PAU PING : BOYFRIEND ISSUES?! SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND??!*state of shock*

VAL : WHAT THE HELL?! *weak in the knees*

ALL FOUR OF US AFTER 5 SECONDS : LAUGHS OUT LOUD. as in, VERY LOUD.

apparently, the story goes, like this.

she was emo one day. (oh BOOHOO!)

SHE'S ALWAYS EMO, ANYWAY.

apparently, ALSO because of boyfriend problems.

oh scratch that. boyfriendS with a BIG S, please.

plural, not singular.

multiple, not uno.

in total, THREE.

that was the funniest bit.

she told "source" that guy A likes her as well.

BUT, this ''BEST FRIEND'' of hers appeared to STEAL him away from her.

LMAO.

WE WERE REALLY LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF.

oh, to top it all off, SHE CRIED LIKE CRAZY TO THE SOURCE, claiming, "OH! I LIKE HIM SO SO MUCH! HOW CAN SHE DO THIS TO ME?!! SHE'S SUPPOSE TO BE MY BEST FRIEND AND SHE KNOWS THAT I LIKE HIM SO MUCH! WHY MUST SHE BETRAY ME LIKE THIS AND STEAL HIM AWAY FROM ME??! HE LIKES ME AS MUCH AS I LIKE HIM AND SHE MUST SUDDENLY APPEAR TO TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME! EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL AND PERFECT BETWEEN US AND SHE RUINED EVERYTHING!!"

she even asked him to prom.

and HE REJECTED.

lmao.

SO IN-THE-FACE.

OHGOSHH.

i didn't know girls ask guys to prom these days. O.O

HE NEVER LIKED HER.

BUT SHE CLAIMS HE DID. WOW.

well, i guess desperate times, call for desperate measures.

she claims that guy B and C also have MAJOR crushes on her.

she said that guy C actually asked her to couple with him but SHE REJECTED him.

guy B on the other hand, whom she claim is ''SOOOOO SUPER HOT AND SEXY!"

AS I SAID, SO SHE CLAIMS, likes her as well.

when i went and see how he looks like, i nearly puked my last night's dinner out.

also, my eyes needed optrex or eye mo. (eye wash)

or possibly, DETTOL, for my screen contamination.

there's obviously something wrong with her taste in men.

the previous guy she thought was hot is from our school.

let me give you a hint.

everyone calls him, crayon shin chan.

for those of you who have no idea who is this crayon man, here he is.

she finds this man, ever so hot, and the hottest guy she's ever seen.

also, the most macho guy.

for a real guy who looks like him, everyone is entitled to have a wild imaginition on how HOT he looks. :)

apparently, she hasn't been attending school because she's afraid of us?

OH MY DEAR LITTLE ONE, THOU SHALT NOT FEAR. :)

WE WON'T BITE.

if you're so INNOCENT and free of guilt, you wouldn't be afraid now, would you?

you even got other people believing your crocodile tears and falling for your dumb tricks.

to this one person who asked me to FUCK OFF just cause you heard HER story, haha, well, you just fell for her crocodile tears then. :)

not my problem when you are the one being termed the dumb one who fell for it.

you got the nerve to ask me to fuck off when this has got nothing to do with you?

DID I EVER MENTION YOUR NAME IN MY POST, BITCH?

mind your own business AND STAY OUT OF MINE.

i don't need you to tell me what to do.

you wanna believe her, that's your fucking problem.

don't come running to me telling me to fuck off when you have totally no connection to this.

stay out of it.

you wanna read the post, read it.

you wanna enjoy the fun, enjoy it.

you wanna pity her, go ahead.

BUT, DON'T EVER COME TELLING ME TO FUCK OFF WHEN YOU ARE NOBODY.

as for the others, i got nothing against them.

i got my conscience clear.

have you?